So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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