I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
That was an excessively violent trivia night
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
