we're blogging at a bar
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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