Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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