i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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