Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Randomize