Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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