can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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