you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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