Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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