Pants 0. Shit 1.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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