I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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