i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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