you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
These tits shall not be calmed
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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