you have to choose: penises or morals?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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