I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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