There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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