Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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