Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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