Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Can I color on your dick again?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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