A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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