he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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