after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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