Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
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You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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