...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
50% drunk capacity currently
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I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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