Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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