I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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