I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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