i think i have herpe
just one?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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