oh god the rape fog is back!
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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