what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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