STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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