OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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