First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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