she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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