That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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