I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Randomize