this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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