this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I party with great urgency now.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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