I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I think people are normalizing furries
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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