Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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