We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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