apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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