In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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