If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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