Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
