Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Please don't give away my fajitas
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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