I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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