I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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