I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
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You. Win. At. Life.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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