I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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