Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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