im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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