Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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