Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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