he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
Randomize
