So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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