I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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