the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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