Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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